Funny thing about hurt feelings: everybody has them, not everybody wants to admit them
Weekend Reflections: Neither Gracious nor Patient
So I put out my memoir – a quick backstory of all the fuckshit I think makes me the way I am – and two things I hoped would happen didn’t.
First, I was real pumped on selling 200 copies through social media and that goal, to date, has not been achieved. Second,
Becoming Acquainted With the Butt Shower.
Greetings, again, from Bali!
On the other side of the world they have hand held bidets – butt showers, as I prefer to call them.
I didn’t want to use them because I’m very Western and very accustomed to Charmin extra ply, and also I think the water smells different, like butt water.
Flashback Friday: Dream April 27th, 2011
During a period-induced nap yesterday afternoon a dream came to me.
I was in a work/living studio space with some friends/colleagues when it was brought to my attention that friends of mine were in one of my other spaces. It shouldn’t have been a big deal, since they were friends of mine, but it was for a few reasons: They were in there with people I didn’t know,